Plaid Life Sucking Vampire Bats, Clio & Foxy Loxy
This Morning was NOT a good morning !!! It was really cold and raining slightly. I had walked a few blocks, checked all my local blogs and made responses to all the newest comments. Sent a few peemails and left a nice gift for my Mum to carry home. Everything was right in my world. Then it happened !!! Out of NOWHERE, a life sucking, plaid, Scottish Vampire Bat swooped down my leash string and sucked itself onto my poor unsuspecting body !!! It was terrifying ! It was horrendous ! It was the ultimate life threatening ambush from hell !!!!! That gruesome twosome didn’t even TRY to help Me !!!!! Drums toes and looks disgusted….they took vids !!!!! VIDS !!!! Can you imagine !!! THEN the traitorous two made one very feeble attempt to take it off ONLY after I had trudged an ENTIRE BLOCK with the life sapping parasitic Vampire Bat attached to my rapidly weakening body. I am telling you, folks….I could hear Bagpipes playing the funeral dirge in the background just as surely as I can hear Jaws music up the farm track when it rains !!! ( usually my stride keeps in perfect tempo with The Mission Impossible theme… ) Lots of other things happened today too, but I am just too traumatized still to say much about it all yet. Mum is now officially mobile in Wales…and drives on the right wrong side of the road now. The traitorous twosome did NOT allow me to sit on her shoulder when she drove us up and over the the mountain and then down the backside of the Moel Famau road. I had to bark at all the sheep who were just wandering around the roads Ok, I have to admit to ONE very awesome thing happening today…. we all saw a very beautiful Fox just trotting down the lane, then crossed in front of Clio, our car ( and new friend ). It wasn’t rushing or anything….just trotting along. Sure am glad my Mum drives like an old lady on steep downhill curvy grades.
The vid speaks for itself. There is another vid of Yours Truly doing my Houdini Act when we got home, but will save that for tomorrow…
Mad Coat Disease !!!!
This is Chopper The Coat Hater, signing off for now……
I raise my Paw and Wag my tail in a *bark out* to my wonderful friend, Debbie Hannon, in Marana/Tucson, AZ !!!!! HellOoOooo and Thank You Debbie Of All Pet Travel ! HelloOoOo and Thank You’s to Rich and Erika, miss and love You’s ! You too, Carmen, All of Vail AZ, …. Lots of kisses and Wags.…Hiya’s to Maxx and Duke !
Chopper The Brave
” Going Where No Chihuahua Has Gone Before “
Tags: All Pet Travel, Chihuahua, Chopper, Fox, Gwernymynydd, Moel Famau, North Wales, Wales
