The Chopper Chronicles

Mum ordered a tv and dvd player online Wednesday morning. The Crone takes a couple of naps a day sitting on the Crone throne in the lounge ( living room to us Yankee doodle Chihuahuas ) If we make noise, we get glared at and possibly get turned to stone ! . With a tv and dvd player in our bedroom it gives us a hidey hole to go to where we do not disturb her. It arrived Thursday morning, less than 24 hours after she ordered it….pretty impressive for Amazon no frills delivery  ( ok, so the real kudos go to the third party company it was sold through ) Friday morning the dvd player arrived. Barking at and sniffing  the delivery mans shoes was pretty much the highlight of the entire morning. Walkies were cold and windy and that traitorous twosome had the NERVE to pick up The Coat . The Mind Control lessons I take online during the middle of the night are finally paying off. Mum put that coat down and didn’t touch it again all day. ( My Chihuahuan Levitation Skills are still terribly lacking…the sausages and bacon still remain on their plates ! ) The rest of the morning was pretty much the usual routine until right after lunch. That Bearded Guy suggested we all go for a nice little drive around the local area. Mum and I had NO idea what was so close by ! Within a 32 mile round trip drive we saw the most amazing things !!!!! Taking the crazy skinny lanes through quaint little villages with stone buildings, beautiful green countrysides, and even crazier skinnier lanes ! It took me awhile to settle in and ride around on my cushion in the back window. I am used to riding on Mums lap or shoulders, but that was always with our friend “C” driving. That Bearded Guy navy gator’d us up and over an AMAZING area called the Horseshoe Pass, then down the other side through an area called Worlds End. At first I was expecting to see Captain Jack Sparrow or at the very least, pirates hanging around. Alas, not the same Worlds End. This one was landlocked but ever so beautiful !!! Mum did some checking about Worlds End. It seems to be a hikers paradise, but not one that is easily found. All the information she found said ” Do not ask locals for directions to Worlds End…they will not tell you !!..” My chariot, Clio, really knows how to drive up steep crazy skinny lanes !. That particular route had been in use since the Tudor Period. Next time we will take pictures of it. The only pics taken this time were on the way up to Horseshoe Pass and on top of Horseshoe Pass. It was wild and windy up there on Horseshoe Pass, but I walked around anyway. I was very pleased to claim such a historical area as mine Mine MINE !!  Even more pleased to get back into my warm charriot however ! Drums toe toes…those sheep up there have little respect and have the right of way with traffic ! I prefer my sheep plucked and roasted, not playing dumb and being a traffic hazard !!! After driving through Worlds End we drove up and across some moors !!! Another amazing area ! Not a lot of plants besides bracken and heather and sheep, lots and lots of sheep. So many sheeps my ‘Barker’ got tired ! If we go up there too many more times I shall have to employ a Royal Barker !!! Sunday was another nice driving outing with a very nice 5 curly tail walkies along another very crazy skinny lane overlooking The Vale Of Clwyd.  Mum is really getting the hang of driving the royal charriot. I am getting the hang of steering the rudder from the back window cushion too !! She only made That Bearded Guy poopie his seat once ! ( she vroomed the charriot through a great huge giant puddle that went across the whole road and was deep enough for Moby Dick & Shamu ! I could hear the theme song from Free Willy too !!!!! ( and I am not talking about when That Bearded Guy forgets to zip his pants either !! ) All in all another wonderful 5 Curly Tail week of sight seeing and walkies !!! All right here within a 20 mile radius !!! Amazing. Arizona was extremely beautiful too, but in a totally different way. This Chihuahua feels very fortunate to be so well traveled and have had the opportunity to experience such diverse and beautiful places. Except for Las Vegas. I could have done without the 3 months I lived in Las Vegas !! I will take Saguaro Cactus, Coyotes, Cheeky sheep, Fox and Badgers anytime !!!!! Oh yes, i almost forgot ! Speaking of Badgers. More Badger diggings have been spotted up along the farm track. Mum even noted where a regular Badger trail comes through the field fence onto the track now !!! AND ( this is the really cool part ) our next door neighbor came by the other evening to tell us that a badger has been in his back garden !( backyard , but these Brits get REAL testy if I call it such ! ) This guy mows his perfectly manicured lawns twice a week ! Everything is postcard perfect. He has an aviary of noisy budgies in his back garden and also has feeding stations for the wild birds. Some Badger(s) have come into his yard a few times after the peanuts fallen on the ground from the bird feeder ! Also dug great holes in his lawn digging for worms and stuff to eat. Another neighbor has had the same experience as well. Luckily neither want to hurt the Badger(s) and have put out food for them. Especially our neighbor, who believes if he makes food readily available, the badger will not dig up his grass.  Rolls handsome Chihuahua eyes….nice thought ( try ) though.

Thats it for now. It’s been difficult to blog lately. Lots of crone naps and other interuptions…not to mention a lot more little outings because My chariot is rolling once again !

View of the Llandegla Moors

My faithful chariot, Clio

Along the road to Llandegla were I went for a walkies

View from Horseshoe Pass

Cheeky sheep that poo everywhere on Horseshoe Pass

Another view from Horseshoe Pass

Mum…..umm you trod in sheep poo and your pants leg blew down…again !

Its only a view. Lets get back to the chariot before my ears freeze off and My tail blows away !

Sunday outing pictures below

Come on Mum, the Vale of Clywd is new territory !!

The Vale of Clywd

Vale of Clywd…Very peaceful and serene. Now Mine !

This is Chopper The Explorer, Grand PooBah of all I survey and King of North Wales, signing off for now……

I raise my Paw and Wag my tail in a *bark out* to my wonderful friend, Debbie Hannon, in Marana/Tucson, AZ !!!!! HellOoOooo and Thank You Debbie Of All Pet Travel ! HelloOoOo and Thank You’s to Rich and Erika, miss and love You’s ! You too,  Carmen,  All of Vail AZ, …. Lots of kisses and Wags.…Hiya’s to Maxx and Duke !

Chopper The Brave

” Going Where No Chihuahua Has Gone Before “

It occurred to Me this morning that Mum and I have been here for exactly one month and 2 days now. My oh my how time flies when one has a Curly Tail !! This has been a very exciting month to be sure ! LOTS of big changes for me.  Have gone from listening to Coyotes yipping and howling, to Foxes barking and Tawney Owls hooting. Have traded Bobcats for Badgers, and the birds are different too. No cheeky Roadrunners !!! From hot hot dry excessive heat, to all kinds of rains,mists and gentle sunshine. Yards with gravel( the sharp kind that hurt my feets ) and a pool that had a VERY handsome Chihuahua that looked back at me when the water was still,and not so much foliage, to lush greenery and ornamental slate gravel ( so much nicer on my feets ! ). It’s been a real treat getting so many walks everyday since heat isn’t an issue, and the air is much healthier for my Mum here….no dust ! I am even getting all buffed out…especially my back legs ( got a real muscle bound strut going now ) Hope that real cute girlie Westie notices !!! The little Wire-haired Terrier across the road sure has noticed !!! The bacon here is SO much better too….or so I hear…drums toe toes and glares at Mum. I am allowed on the bus, so get to go down the mountain into Yr Wyddgrug tomorrow morning with Mum and That Bearded Guy. There is even an excursion up to a castle site right there at the end of High Street in Yr Wyddgrug that’s on the list of to-do’s tomorrow. All in all I love it here !!! Yes, I do miss my friends in Arizona…thank goodness for the Internet !!! It’s not like we will ever lose contact ! I am even learning the lingo here …well some of it anyway. My Mum is happier than she has ever been ever ever…and that makes ME one happy Chihuahua. That Bearded Guy even let me march up and down him ( from legs to head…big toothy Chihuahua grin..) a few times this afternoon. He even caught on that my digging at the bed meant..” Hey ! Lift up the duvet so i can crawl IN already…or be prepared to be walked on some more ! ” All in all I can say I really really REALLY love it here in North Wales ! I am claiming more and more of it each day that passes…..So, I guess I only have ONE question….  where are all the Cacti ? ? ? ! !

That Bearded Guy and Mum next to a little ol Saguaro Cactus in Tucson Arizona

That’s it for today…. Oh wait ! Just one more thing…For those who know me from my time in Vail Arizona, I would like to not only send special kisses and wags to, but reveal an amazing fact ! Since being here in N. Wales, I, Chopper the Brave, Grand PooBah of All I Survey, King of North Wales, have not chased ONE SINGLE LIZARD !!! Yep…that’s right ! Nary ONE lizard. Nor have i dug through river rocks around the outside of the house in 106+  F degree ( 41+  C  ) weather LOOKING for lizards !! Amazing isn’t it !!!

This is Chopper The Brave, Grand PoohBah of All I Survey, King Of North Wales, signing off for now……

I raise my Paw and Wag my tail in a *bark out* to my wonderful friend, Debbie Hannon, in Marana/Tucson, AZ !!!!! HellOoOooo and Thank You Debbie Of All Pet Travel ! HelloOoOo and Thank You’s to Rich and Erika, miss and love You’s ! You too,  Carmen,  All of Vail AZ, …. Lots of kisses and Wags.…Hiya’s to Maxx and Duke !

Chopper The Brave

” Going Where No Chihuahua Has Gone Before “

This morning was abso-tootly beautiful !! Clear blue skies and bright rising sun. It was almost frosty, and I heard whisperings debating over that heinous alien mobility leaching coat. ( puts paw over mouth again for dramatic effect ! ) I was perfectly prepared to burrow deeper into the suitcase and stand my ground, but thankfully they decided against subjecting me to the offense. Guess my midnight Mind Control and Levitation classes are finally starting to pay off  !!! Well, the Mind Control part anyway…! One house up, and across the road is the farm track I talk about a lot. We really are on the edge of this small village, and beyond the perimeter it is very much mountainous countryside, fields and paddocks. Still quite untamed really. This morning’s walk up the farm track was very evident of that fact.  There is a few yards of paved road before it gives way to dirt and gravel track. and there, along the fence line….were Badger diggings !!! Looked like a bulldozer had been through there looking for worms and grubs and stuff ( yukky doo !! ) We could see where it had bulldozed its way along the dewy grass parts and there were diggings with huge clumps of grass and dirt strewn all over in quite a few places ! The new smells got me very excited, so I did spend a lot more time than usual sniff sniff sniffing my way up the track and back again. I understand there are a few Badger setts around the Gwernymynydd mountainside. Those who know of their locations hold their secret close however. There are real meanie butts who incorrectly believe that Badgers are responsible bovine tuberculosis epidemics. Some of those evil people go out with dogs and hunt the poor badgers illegally, for no other reason than to kill them !!! ( gasps in disbelief !! ) Its bad enough the government proposes Badger culls from time to time. On the way back down the track, we all noticed where there were more trails and diggings than we noticed at first. This is a very good thing. It means there is an undisturbed Badger sett nearby, and the(se) Badger(s) felt safe enough to be digging quite close up to the roadway. The more i learn and discover about N Wales, the more I am loving it here !!

>>>>>> please click here for a VERY good Badger link <<<<<<

Mum and That Bearded Guy left me with the grandma Betty for almost 90 whole minutes.  They went down the mountain to Yr Wyddgrug. Allegedly its to go to the butcher shop and a few other places..rolls my green eyes…but I think they go and have a whooping fun party without me !! ( sighs and looks pathetic ) As long as That Bearded Guy brought home those nice freshly made Welsh sausages I have become quite fond of, I suppose forgiveness is in order. That’s it for now. Might be able to pin Mum down later if something worth blogging about happens. No new pictures again…….perhaps later….After all..it IS a bright sunny beautiful day !

This is Chopper, Friend to Badgers, signing off for now…….

I raise my Paw and Wag my tail in a *bark out* to my wonderful friend, Debbie Hannon, in Marana/Tucson, AZ !!!!! HellOoOooo and Thank You Debbie Of All Pet Travel ! HelloOoOo and Thank You’s to Rich and Erika, miss and love You’s ! You too,  Carmen,  All of Vail AZ, …. Lots of kisses and Wags.…Hiya’s to Maxx and Duke !

Chopper The Brave

” Going Where No Chihuahua Has Gone Before “